A little tiddly from my private life to give you a sense of where i get my quick wit. This just happened via an IM conversation with my old man.
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Writing a paper on apocalyptic theories
Dad: Oh I know all about that
Me: Oh really. Wanna write it for me?
Dad: Yeah just cut and paste this: “First you are single and happy. Then you marry April. Ergo the apocalypse.”
Me: Sorry, it has to be ten pages
Dad: We’ve been married 20 years, thats 7300 days, I see what you mean, it would have to be cut down to the highlights.
…clearly a jerk, but goddamn it i couldn’t help laughing.