A Hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark Card

A little tiddly from my private life to give you a sense of where i get my quick wit. This just happened via an IM conversation with my old man.

Dad: What are you doing?

Me: Writing a paper on apocalyptic theories

Dad: Oh I know all about that

Me: Oh really. Wanna write it for me?

Dad: Yeah just cut and paste this: “First you are single and happy. Then you marry April. Ergo the apocalypse.”

Me: Sorry, it has to be ten pages

Dad: We’ve been married 20 years, thats 7300 days, I see what you mean, it would have to be cut down to the highlights.

…clearly a jerk, but goddamn it i couldn’t help laughing.

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