i wanna make a movie so lets star in it together baby

Hello cruel world,

I was awoken from my vicodin coma to see this IM from a friend whose name shall remain anonymous:

3:20:20 AM 23 December, 2008 : sam
3:20:20 AM 23 December, 2008 : sam
3:20:21 AM 23 December, 2008 : sam
3:20:25 AM 23 December, 2008: sam sam sam sam sam
3:20:53 AM 23 December, 2008 : i need coke really bad and three whole dealers arent calling me back what do i do
3:20:57 AM 23 December, 2008 : do yuo have a number for wburg
3:21:08 AM 23 December, 2008 : i men i know you live in manhattan im just saking
3:21:10 AM 23 December, 2008: asking

really? really? Is this the company I keep? Do I look like a coke whore. For the record: I do not have any numbers for coke in williamsburg.

this break thus far has been riddled with The Fear and all forms of uncomfortableness. I am uncertain how i am related to certain other members of my family. Sacramento is not New York. I miss my friends. I miss my city. yada yada. Oh my dearest James how I miss you. I’ve gone uder the old scalpel and had my knee invaded and have since been kept company by fleet foxes and vicodin. And whilst I am just pickled to be going to england i can’t help but have the Fear, getting to me left and right. you know. that inexplicable dread and anxiety that fills your soul and clenches your heart with its icy claws? perhaps its cabin fever or the fact that I’m not getting inspired to write any funny stories because nothing funny is happening to me, but good golly i just can’t help it. I’ve got the holy-day blues, post something from funny from b-more james, put a smile on my currently sad and anxious face.

In case you didnt fully get the effect of the fear from my vociferious description here are some vids to lend a hand, as they always do.

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One response to “i wanna make a movie so lets star in it together baby

  1. sam sam sam sam sam sam sam. hilarz. u are missed… and there is no coke in wburg. we all just do heroin. when will people learn??

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